King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021

bruh moment

This is a bruh moment when you search up this.

Guy 1: Dude I have better grades than you and I'm smarter.

Guy 2: bruh moment, I do man, look at my A's

by Your fucking wizzard April 21, 2020

Panda Moment

That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.

You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.

by wakingforest July 7, 2021

Pride Moment

When anyone admits to something that would be classified as “gay”.

The best way to counter a pride moment is to listen heavily to Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin.

“You like Britney Spears? Bro, you’re a straight man! Are you having a pride moment?”

“Two straight men working out together?”

“#Pridemoment.”

“Why are you standing around and doing nothing? Are you having a pride moment, Andy?”

by RUFF RUFF July 5, 2022

bdawg moment

When a reyna botfrags your game and singlehandedly throws rounds.

3-20 reyna runs down B main first second of the round and gives the other team an op on their eco round
bdawg moment.

by used perfectly January 25, 2024

McDowell Moment

When one tries to gaslight someone to get involved with their feelings through use of vague plans and prayer stating it comes from God.

Boy: "I have been praying and am feeling that God is wanting us to be together."

Girl: "Are you sure about that? I feel like your having your McDowell Moment."

by Mr. Big Small PP December 6, 2023

SmartIllinois Moment

Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois

"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."

by gigagoon December 1, 2020