beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
Get the First-Class-Douche-Bagmug. The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
Get the douche canoe on the lazy rivermug. A derogatory putdown. Similar too a tool or toolbag. You can shorten it to Doche-Tooth if it suits the situation. Named after the famous actress Elijha Duthcue. famous for such movies as "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" and "BIG DADDY"
by Kevin M Lee May 11, 2006
Get the Elijha Douche-Toothmug. adjective
instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.
You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.
see also: douche bag, industrial
synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.
You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.
see also: douche bag, industrial
synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!
Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!
Kari: ooh!
Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!
Kari: ooh!
by xenu! May 24, 2008
Get the industrial sized bag of douchemug. Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013
Get the Douche-Count double checkmug. A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.
Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.
by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009
Get the Inland Empire Douche Bagmug. Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag Douchemug.