yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard fighter

A yard fighter is a low-class, violent person whose chief form of expression is yelling at and fighting with members of his/her family in public. Such dramatic displays often take place in the front yards of mobile homes or in Wal-Mart. Yard fighters are responsible for the majority of police domestic dispute calls. Typical dialogue (shrieked as loudly as possible for maximum effect): "Before my mama went to prison, she told me you was no good - no damn good!"

My brother's first wife was a yard fighter. Thank God he finally divorced her.

by BB512 December 30, 2008

went yard

when you hit a homerun in baseball

justin went yard last game on a curveball

by my name jefafa January 26, 2021

20-yarded

A term used in rugby when one is tackled 20 yards back.

"That big lad just 20-yarded that wee boy!"

by Footman22 September 17, 2019

yard sister

the name you call an ex wife and a wife who dont get along

Tammy and her husbands ex always have beef, they aint nothin but yard sisters.

by exwife411 July 19, 2016

yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 27, 2010