by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015
The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.
My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.
by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017
The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.
Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017
by little red's momma September 03, 2012
A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 22, 2015
by Cjdoe January 17, 2016
Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart
by Jsurps April 27, 2015