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Traffic on Penistone Road

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning
by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011
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Traffic circle

A roadway intersection where the roads don't directly cross (like at a stoplight) but enter/exit on a circular road. When well designed it is very superior to a normal intersection, but prone to confuse people who learned to drive in a place without them. Poorly designed or outdated they are a recipe for disaster.
If you live in New Jersey, but don't know what a traffic circle is, you're living an unbelievably sheltered life.

When correctly designed, you should always yield when entering the circle, but never when in the circle.
by LurKer August 31, 2012
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Traffic Prophet

A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.
DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.

(*the person in the other car does just that*)

DRIVER: I Knew It!

PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
by Aquaris April 27, 2013
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traffic mash-up

When the music paying from two cars sounds like one song.
While driving and listening to house music, the rap lyrics in the car next to me made a perfect traffic mash-up.
by sojaigirl April 30, 2013
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traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.
This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.
by travel_to May 27, 2015
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Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!
Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!
by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016
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Traffuck

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro
Man, dude, I'm in traffuck
by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016
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