whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful

"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

Cut The Steak

Similar to "Cut The Shit"

Cut The Steak

to tell someone to man up; be the boss

Similar to "Cut The Shit"

Cut The Steak

to tell someone to man up; be the boss

You: "what time are you leaving work"
John Doe: "When my boss lets me leave"
You: "Man up and show him who cuts the steak!"

by joshyboy_199 January 24, 2017

steak and jam

A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.

Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!

by Pirate_Turtle June 14, 2016

Cum steak

when a guy nuts in you and pulls out but there's remnants of it on his schlong

Bob nutted in Sue. When he pulled out, he demanded that she devour the cum steak to assert his dominance

by C,.BFDWGEFBKD X/. December 1, 2021