Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

prison steak

The act of willfully giving or receiving dick in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak.

I'm not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on Friday's is pretty good

by Fuckthealtleft August 3, 2017

Cum steak

when a guy nuts in you and pulls out but there's remnants of it on his schlong

Bob nutted in Sue. When he pulled out, he demanded that she devour the cum steak to assert his dominance

by C,.BFDWGEFBKD X/. December 1, 2021

steak and jam

A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.

Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!

by Pirate_Turtle June 14, 2016

Cut The Steak

Similar to "Cut The Shit"

Cut The Steak

to tell someone to man up; be the boss

Similar to "Cut The Shit"

Cut The Steak

to tell someone to man up; be the boss

You: "what time are you leaving work"
John Doe: "When my boss lets me leave"
You: "Man up and show him who cuts the steak!"

by joshyboy_199 January 24, 2017

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017

Wrinkled Steak

Chitterlings, Chitlins.

I had wrinkled steak for breakfast.

by Basic Brother January 1, 2022