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kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
by MangoBomber August 4, 2016
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Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.
I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.
by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024
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kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
by K.Roman June 7, 2022
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Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021
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Kirby

Kirby kikkin real ass
by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021
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Kirby

Definition for a stupid prick from New York.
Has a dumb fucking accent you can’t understand.
Laughs at the end of his own jokes for 30 seconds plus.
Shaves his mustache with a nail clipper.

Used to be on a race team.
by LarryGianttits March 8, 2023
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Kirby

Kirby is a super king guy who is always their for you when you need him. He’s super sexy and all the lady’s love him. He’s awkward but in a cute way. He’s funny but is often depressed and people shouldn’t take him for granted. He try’s his best and likes have fun. He’s very emotional but hides it. He’s very likely to be bullied even though he try’s his best. He’s looking forward for the future. He likes the idea of a big city but likes the tranquility of the country. He’s very self conscious and often things poorly of himself. If you meet a Kirby tweet him with the same respect he treats you.
Kirby is the best.
by Kirbo928 December 19, 2019
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