please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

by Jayceon David T February 13, 2018

my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.

Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs

by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024