Finger Puppet

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020
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puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.
by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010
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Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!
Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!
by Majenta March 06, 2021
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sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 15, 2009
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puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
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Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.
Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.
by Cave Moss January 28, 2012
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Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
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