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Potato

Someone with limited intelligence aka retarded or votes Democrat
My friend Jane voted for Hillary, what a potato
by JohnnyOnDaSpot December 24, 2018
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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He can be a dick but he is funny and sometimes annoying but he is cool and he isnt very bad looking but I'm not gonna say hes hot tho and hes the meme god.
Me:Hey potato do you wanna play ps4

Potato:yaeh sure
by Marco anthony March 14, 2019
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Potato.
by ChickinChickin August 5, 2018
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Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.
Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato
by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019
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The. Best. Thing. That. Will. Ever. Happen. To. You. 😀
by Omahgoigosh he. THICC October 13, 2019
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Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
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