Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.
"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga
Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
by Fro Yo August 22, 2011
Get the Dirty Ponymug. placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
by howie December 1, 2003
Get the feeding the ponymug. A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
by Brinklee January 10, 2011
Get the Blood Ponymug. by dothehustle May 24, 2006
Get the smack the ponymug. 
A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.
by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008
Get the teaser ponymug. A personal-sized joint.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.
Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.
Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Friend 1: Oh these are so cute, I've never seen a joint this small.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
by TonJucker February 19, 2020
Get the pony jointmug.