Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

Lamar Institute of Technology

The most LIT college in the world. Literally. careers.insidehighered.com/getasset/32ed8344-948f-4503-bb08-a2a63f23d0cc/

Person 1: I'm gonna get soooo lit down in college.
Person 2: Where at?
Person 1: Lamar Institute of Technology, or LIT

by ultragamer066 July 26, 2017

Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.

Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

jackson technology center

jackson technology center is where people go to school to skip and smoke marijuana.

you: oh you go to jackson technology center

not you: yes i love skipping

by groveskreetz🥰 November 28, 2021

Acute Technological ADD

A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.

The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.

by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011

black technology

Technology that is secret

Oh shit, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the fuck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022