Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it

jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise

by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023

Irish suprise

The act of fucking after you came once

He gave me an Irish suprise after he came

by Tcaoblacko March 22, 2024

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.

Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops

by Arrogantman April 20, 2021

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 9, 2019