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Soggy Biscuit 

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.
Soggy Biscuit by Le Zoe May 5, 2005
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Soggy Taco 

When a man is banging a woman doggy style. He then takes it out spits on her butt and when she looks back at him he sticks it in her vagina and cums which will cause her to become angry.
guy 1: Hey man I was banging this chick last night.

guy 2: How was it?

guy 1: It was great then She got pissed after I gave her a soggy taco
Soggy Taco by NsB VELOCITY February 16, 2010

soggy muffin

Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"

Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?
soggy muffin by arvinUOPdent April 19, 2007

soggy pretzel 

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious
i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out
soggy pretzel by lambert@psu December 21, 2008

Soggy otter 

(slang) Referring to the moisture around a womans vagina as she becomes sexually aroused. Usually a woman will present her soggy otter if shouted at to do so in an abusive way.
Get ya fuckin soggy otter out there girl!
Soggy otter by Neem slice May 26, 2011

soggy iPod 

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?

Soggy Taco 

Hey Mia you're a Soggy Taco
Soggy Taco by WhatTheShart June 15, 2019