Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

I’m Sneezing

The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.

Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH

Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”

by What The Honk January 23, 2021

Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.

"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."

by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019

power sneeze

when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere

Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table

by Squishy_ January 13, 2016

ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time

dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed

by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018