Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
“Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 30, 2020
In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 03, 2018
by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014
by Kaylo110 April 11, 2019
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 19, 2023
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When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018