simmed

talk shit get simmed
by rekxtz May 05, 2023
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Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.
"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"
by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 24, 2021
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South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020
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The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.
Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019
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The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all
by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018
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Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.
Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021
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axel jeremy sim wei zhang

Axel Jeremy Sim Wei Zhang is from acs international singapore, his moms name is lina murjadi. He is known to be a friendly dog. Although he can be a loud barker at times. Axels genitals can be barely seen at times. It shys away from people at most times. He is an amazing friend and even better lover (he does not pull :/)
axel jeremy sim wei zhang is the pet
by seensaw January 23, 2024
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