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Squine

The act of finding a dead squirell on the ground and growing a passion for squirells. One makes a shrine of the squirell in its tree, and every time the shrine is visited a waterbottle, cap on, must be inserted to the viewers anus. The life long dream of one who squines is to have sex with a live squirell without contracting AIDS, which is rather hard to do actually.
When will my true squirell love come find me and have sex with me where i squine'd.
by TehGuzzler May 12, 2011
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SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.
Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.
by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011
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Squink

You see that squink? He can't see shit
by Behng Kohk January 25, 2023
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Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.
Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."
by gmogilly March 17, 2010
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See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008
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squinks

It gives me the squinks to think that somebody was back in the dressing room area who shouldn't have been.
by megmyday November 3, 2008
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squint dick

A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.
GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
by Indy K August 5, 2010
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