Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.
I wish I was Sam
by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017
Get the Sammug. Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive
by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023
Get the Sammug. Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
Get the Sammug. by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018
Get the Sammug. by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018
Get the Sammug. A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021
Get the Sammug.