pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 24, 2011

Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up

"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"

by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011

Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.

Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.

by ac91 May 14, 2013

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014

Pulling A Johnny

When someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac

Johnny: OMG i'm so close to my 10 kill streak
Johnny: NO I FELL OFF THE MAP
Johnny: *Throws controller*
Johnny's Mom: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CONTROLLER
Johhny: SHUT UP MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY
Johnny's Mom: STOP PULLING A JOHNNY

by Maxdifficulty January 23, 2015

Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014