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Professional Drinker 

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The Don
Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
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professional butthole smacker 

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Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
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Professional Humor 

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The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
Professional Humor by AAAyes October 29, 2022
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Professional ranter 

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A person who rants about something professionally.
The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter
Professional ranter by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster 

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A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
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professional bench warmer 

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You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
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