12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

Five O'Clock Bush

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.

While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.

by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

miss 6 o'clock

female with no tits or ass

homie my women have to be 10 min. after 7. I cant stand a miss 6 o'clock woman.

by steelraggae January 8, 2006

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009

5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia

Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!

by Ralf_Style July 15, 2010

Eleven O'Clock Princess

(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.

"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"

by Marc GJ May 19, 2004

Shoes O'Clock

The time of the night when the viral video "Shoes", by Liam Sullivan, begins to become funny. Many other un-funny things can begin to incite laughter. Although it comes earlier for some people, it is agreed that it usually comes sometime between 2:00 and 5:00 a.m.

God, it's Shoes O'Clock... that picture of the cat dressed as a nun was much funnier than it should have been.

by Leroy Finklestein November 13, 2010