Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

Jewish Buffalo

The Jewish Buffalo roams the plains of Wyoming in search of moist, often overweight vaginas to seek shelter in for no less than a fortnight. Doesn't have a peanut allergy. All around good guy, will throw his boots on in a pinch if you need a blowjob and pretend to be a girl on a hookup app.

Rumor has it she let The Jewish Buffalo give her a blowjob. Oopsies!

by ThatsMrVillain January 8, 2020

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009