Foreskin Mullet

A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.

"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"

"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"

by HarDoug316 May 19, 2014

Cock smoking mullet

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz

Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 11, 2020

mullette

1. A fancy mullet.
2. A mullet on a french person.

1. Hey that mullette goes well with your trendy Armani suit.

2. Why is that Frenchie covering up such a badass mullette with a berret?

by Neddie Bumpo January 14, 2005

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

heroin mullet

Excellent word coined by courtney love for beautiful asymetric feathered mullets sported by rock star gods.
yummy - prefrebaly dark and greasy

Julians heroin mullet makes me want him in my bed

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

mulletsexual

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that have a mullet hair cut.

Oh you with the mullet! I am mulletsexual and I love you

I only have sex with you because you have a mullet. Sorry.

by andreas13 May 10, 2021

mulletere

one who wears a mullet.

The legendary 3 musketeres were also mulleteres.

by plsg March 14, 2003