one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

Slap ass month

You can slap any persons butt

“Hey can I slap your butt
“Yea cuz it’s slap ass month

by Smalldaddy November 10, 2019

Slap ass month

Slap ass month is in December. I get to slap any girls ass for a month!

Guy;’slaps girls ass’
Girls; why would you do that ?
Guy; it’s slap ass month

by Niggarllyinparis November 24, 2019

Slap Grab Month

Okay so since there’s nothing to do this month i’ve decided to make it slap grab ass month. SPREAD THE WORD. All throughout December you can slap someone’s ass and then grab it.

*SMACK*

Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.

by BaddestBitchPeriod14 December 12, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019