Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.

Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.

by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021