Paradigm Mechanic

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.

There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.

by dgivista January 18, 2025

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Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

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Corrupt Mechanic

A gay person; specifically a gay male

Person 1: Dude, did you see that guy wearing a dress?
Person 2: Yea, he’s such a Corrupt Mechanic

by Asdflkjhjdgsk September 24, 2022

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unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022

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Gacha Mechanics

Gambling, but in videogames

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.

by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022

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A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

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