Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010

AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023

Social Mechanics

The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings

Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings

by TheHangMan December 16, 2024

Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.

Yo big mechanic whats wrong with this car.

by Repoeman May 21, 2010

The Mechanism

So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.

The Mechanism

by Charlie_436 May 31, 2023

Corrupt Mechanic

A gay person; specifically a gay male

Person 1: Dude, did you see that guy wearing a dress?
Person 2: Yea, he’s such a Corrupt Mechanic

by Asdflkjhjdgsk September 24, 2022