Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013

ford lightning

The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.

1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(

by Richie F. August 16, 2007

Tampa Bay Lightning

An NHL team based in Tampa, Florida. Owned by Jeff Vinik, their GM is Steve Yzerman, and their head coach is Guy Boucher. The Lightning have 3 players who have made names for themselves in the NHL in Vincent Lecavalier, Martin St. Louis, and Steven Stamkos. They are potential playoff contenders for the 2010-11 season.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the Tampa Bay Lightning game against Philadelphia last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, 8-7, that's just crazy!

Guy 1: Yep!

by helloandgoodbye February 18, 2011

ride the white lightning

Snort lines of cocaine

Let's break out the blow and ride the white lightning until the sun comes up.

by bingo_bango_bunghole January 20, 2015

Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.

Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.

by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019

Lightning Strike

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

by Bazza from down Under February 19, 2019

Tampa Bay Lightning

Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs

The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.

by Action satisfaction April 16, 2019