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Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.
Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!
by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019
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A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away
by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017
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DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM
by EDP45 September 29, 2022
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Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
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An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
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jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
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Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.
girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan
by brownie 2 December 12, 2017
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