Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Australia

The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)

Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl

by dfh45trthr March 12, 2018

spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.

Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!

by Daddytoes September 4, 2016

mowing australia

shaving ones pubic hair

lets go sarah! hold on let me finish mowing australia.

by Pikach0x75 December 27, 2016

Australia

Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.

I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water

by unknown_writer523 December 15, 2019

Australia

Besides the country, a way for describing the crotch and the booty.

Dude, some girl got really pissed at me and kicked me in my Australia!

by Siht no gnidaer snoitalutargno January 3, 2020

Australia

A fucking bush fire

"Australia is on fire"

"Yeah no shit Sherlock"

by Dickbooster January 14, 2020