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What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023
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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.
Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.
by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018
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Is there anything I can do for you or your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019
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Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”
Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…
by carranza6520 May 3, 2022
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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.
Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".
by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022
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