hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

hurtin' curtains by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

Hunting Man 

While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting

"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"

Hunting Man by The Monster September 21, 2006

Gnome Hunting 

A mix of Schizoposting and Nazi dogwhistling, gnome could refer either to the mythlogical creature or jewish people.

guy01 (schizoid) : ''There's gnomes 10 miles out north in that forrest, they've been terrorizing the towns people and the government still denies their existence. we have to get Gnome Hunting''
guy02 : (neo-nazi) ''Theres gnomes in every major city,we must go Gnome Hunting. Sieg Hiel''

Gnome Hunting by harbinger577 August 9, 2023

elite hunting

A fictional company, depicted in the 2005 horror film "Hostel". Elite Hunting is an international organizination that is a government coverup. They specialize in torturing and killing involintary "clients" that are abducted by "business men". Customers must pay high prices of money to kill abductees, plus they are protected from being prosecuted by the government. To torture an American, you must pay the highest amount.

"who wants to join Elite Hunting? They're giving out free memberships!"

elite hunting by Piggsy July 28, 2006

bow hunting skills 

a trait that is most desired by girls

"girls only want boyfriends with great skills!"
"what what do you mean?"
"numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."

bow hunting skills by Shi May 13, 2005

Huntingtown High School 

A secondary school in Calvert County, Maryland.

The school's mascot is "The Hurricanes," which is a bit banal if you think about it.

Typical social variations: Hipsters, jocks, jerks, computer geeks, and, insufferably, the moneyed know-it-alls.

They have a reputation for their swim team and their marching band, which, in this topsy turvy world, performs better than the Football Team.

Tom: Hey, where do you go to school?

Cherie: I go to Huntingtown High School

Tom: Oh, that's great!

Cherie: Yeah, go Canes!

Tom: *thinking* Fuck off, you vapid idiot.

Huntingtown High School by NHSSuckstoo January 3, 2012

hurtung 

to shake ones butt;; dance with a butt

Adam likes to hurtung

hurtung by mrs. broder. March 13, 2008