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Foreheaded

The subtle art of buying somebody dinner and then bringing them to your residence where you have an all white bedspread prepped with some rose petals.

The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.

Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
Hey buddy, keep talking smack on call of duty and your sister will get foreheaded
by GunskillGod June 14, 2021
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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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reasy forehead

A black person who thinks hes good at battlefield but hes really not. He cares to much about his kills and deaths and not about his teamates. He is really bad at the game but continues to think he is the best. He is bad at any FPS and he should just sell his xbox and switch to wii.
by iRayo OG November 14, 2013
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notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022
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Hudson's forehead

The largest thing in the universe to ever exist, surpassing even Wyatt's nose

Hudson's forehead is so massive that it is impossible to imagine or comprehend.
GODDAMN HUDSON'S FOREHEAD IS HUGE
by Yomommalickin June 30, 2024
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forehead

To describe someone who has nothing behind their forehead such as a brain or a skull.

Or when advanced retard just isn't good enough.
You're such a forehead.
by Dickie Joe April 1, 2015
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Forehead

Forehead is defined as Arya Ramsumair
Arya Ramsumair from chinmaya with a huge ass forehead
by Allblacktrinicobo March 19, 2022
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