Foosting

Fisting but with your feet

"Damn Becky, he was foosting me so well I became his little pair of slippers"

by Garrybarry69 May 23, 2024

Foosting

To Foost; Giving someone a footjob with poop on your feet.

Generally human or dog feces but is also done with other animals fecal matter.

Person A: shit, i just stepped in dog poo
Person B: Gimme a footjob and foost me please.
Person A: this will be my first time foosting

by GaylebCumasi June 6, 2024

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Foosh Hick

1. The pot heads version of fish hook.
2. The opposite of Fish hook
3. the fathers description of what a lip piercing looks like in your lip

my friend stutters alot so when she told me about her fishing trip she said, "a had to put this piece of crap fish thing on the foosh hick."

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

Foosball Champions

Team skarmbliss, the two foosball players who went undefeated during world cup play, defeating spain, france, canada, the UK, and even the other US teams

Ray and Thomas play foosball like foosball champions.

by Evan Falco August 19, 2010

Foontz

Thug, and person that does what he wants

I wish I could be more like Foontz.

by funtz October 24, 2011