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Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I will fucking lazer you, with alien fucking eyes and explode your fucking head.
by dewoot July 8, 2021
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pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.
My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.
by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026
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Illogical Existence Theory

The existential application: existence itself may be illogical—the fact that there is something rather than nothing, that beings exist who can ponder their own existence, that consciousness arises from matter and then questions matter—none of this is logically necessary or even logically coherent. Illogical Existence Theory suggests that existence is a mystery that logic cannot dissolve. The question "why is there something rather than nothing?" has no logical answer; existence just is, illogically, inexplicably, miraculously. Logic can analyze existence but cannot ground it.
Illogical Existence Theory "You demand a logical reason for existence. Illogical Existence Theory says: there is none. Existence doesn't need a reason; it just is. Your demand for logical foundations is human, not cosmic. The universe exists—illogically, gratuitously, inexplicably. That's not a problem to solve; it's a mystery to live."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
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Irrational Existence Theory

The existential claim that existence itself is irrational—not just inexplicable but actively absurd, self-contradictory, impossible to fully rationalize. We exist, but existence has no reason. We seek meaning, but meaning isn't given. We are subjects in a world of objects, minds in a world of matter—a contradiction lived, not solved. Irrational Existence Theory embraces this: existence is irrational, and the only authentic response is to live fully in that irrationality, without pretending to resolve it.
Irrational Existence Theory "Why do we exist? No reason. Why is there suffering? No answer. Why do we love, knowing we'll lose? No explanation. Irrational Existence Theory says: existence is irrational—get used to it. The point isn't to solve the irrationality but to live it, to love anyway, to create meaning in the face of meaninglessness. That's not despair—that's courage."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
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