Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

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Discord Mod

A person with absolutely no life that sits around on his chair all day watching discord. The Discord mods are usually around the age of 45. (Their average weight is around 700 pounds.) Usually do not touch grass.

John is a discord mod the only thing he does is monitor his discord and watch pokimane streams all day thinking that one day they will get married.

by Ihatediscordmods January 15, 2023

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Discord Memer

Guy who likes to make mom jokes, post memes 24/7 and never touches grass instead he touches moms like your mom. In short he sacrifices his life to entertain others

You are the best discord memer.Your memes are the best!

by ShawkHawk November 24, 2021

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Discord Mia

Discord Mia aka drug dealer on discord is the straightest, straggotest, most heterosexual person you will ever see. She also won a Guinness World Record for being the biggest heterosexual out there. “Mia, the second definition of heterosexuality!” they say.

“Hey, I think im the biggest heterosexual out there..”
“Don’t worry, you will never beat Mia’s heterosexuality!”
Remember, you can never outstraight Discord Mia.

by anonymous December 31, 2020

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