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Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
by AtticusJ July 6, 2016
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penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
by munkee yes November 23, 2020
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Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.
"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"
by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008
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Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.
“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”
by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022
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Pelvic destruction

That girl was giving me blueballs, so when she finally gave in, I carried out pelvic destruction.
by Ululu February 28, 2021
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Duodenum Destruction

The act of laughing so hard that your stomach starts to hurt.
My niece just farted so loud that she's now having an episode of Duodenum Destruction.
by NTBG January 8, 2024
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