Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face

Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face

Crumb cockai by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.

You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??

Miniature-Cockal by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

Ur Papa Takes Cocka 

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined

Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*

Ur Papa Takes Cocka by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018