Chud

A cross between a chode and a chump

Tosin: ah man I just had this patient that was such a chud

by Dr. John the devil of New York October 22, 2023

chud out

when you see an example of wokeness or zog and can to nothing but get angry and seethe.

when nate saw the sheboon on a youtube ad he began to chud out

by vantawhite hyperborean April 5, 2025

Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.

"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"

by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose

Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.

by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025

Chud

Terminally online easily manipulated basement dwellers driven almost entirely by a sense of hatred and aggrievement while lacking the basic intelligence to entertain complex thoughts or nuance.

"The Chuds are obsessed over this TV series they say is woke garbage, they're ironically signal boosting every episode, making it more successful"

by Hoien Kyouma September 12, 2022

Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.

Your chud smells so bad, dude!

by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023

Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.

That dude is a chud

by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018