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Cat

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh
by ThatWDude August 6, 2018
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Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.
Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021
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cat

cat are good
by kaiden the vapeore February 7, 2019
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cat

cat
cat
by FunKoreanPerson July 13, 2018
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Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

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Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.
by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020
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Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!
When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.
by Punnerguy September 10, 2016
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Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.
by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021
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