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man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
by Djamila November 7, 2020
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Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...
Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan
by Djamila November 7, 2020
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by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021
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Get the Brendan mug.when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022
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and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
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