Blake

Blake is that kid in your grade with a mild case of dwarfism. He is SUPER annoying when he likes you and secretly masturbates at baseball games. He is a nerd with a couple of dork friends and honestly I'm not a big fan of him.

Makayla, "Blake asked me to be his girlfriend during the field trip... It was so embarrassing!"
Aurora, "What did you say?"
Makayla,"I used and excuse and said I'm to young and apologized.."
Aurora,"Hahaha!"

by DogeBecauseWhyNot May 30, 2018

Blake

The fattest Jewish to walk on the planet. He does not have any friends and it’s unathletic. He also thinks tennis is a sport

Look at this fat kid, what a Blake

by Fatniqqa457 October 30, 2018

Blake

Fuck all Blakes, they are usually the most gay person in room, unless there are two Blakes in which case they must have a gay-off to see who is the most gay.

are those two Blakes having a gay-off?

by FuckBlake June 12, 2019

Blake

A fucking duchebag that will never fail to piss you off so much that you want to kill him. He dosent know boundries and offends you and others all the time. Acts like he knows everything and that he is a master when he is actually extremely shit at things.

Blake is a fucking arsehole dont you think?

by Gods replacement bitches August 16, 2018

Blake

A retarded, stupid, ugly walking potato.
He is as nasty as a dinosaur and when girls see his face, they sprint in the opposite direction.

That guy is such a blake, ew

by This_Person_Macaroni February 11, 2018

Blake

a complete pussy no one ever wants to talk to

you see that pussy right there, his name must be blake

by Jonathan benit December 17, 2014

Blake

1. verb - employing as little energy as possible when handling a commitment of any type

2. noun - a person who lacks commitment to a particular task that they have agreed to finish or administer to

The administration here is so clueless I can just blake this job.

That dude is so lazy; always blaking it.

by fireinthehole February 4, 2010