Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

blair witch project

A very over-rated non scary film. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Somehow managed to scare people with no dead bodies or blood.

If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.

If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.

by Corb March 14, 2005

the blair witch project

The movie that will scare the living crap out of you.

And, It has a continuous use of the F-bomb.

dude 1: "Hey, i watched the Blair Witch Project and i crapped my pants!"

dude 2: "OMG, you too??"

Both: "sweet!" *hi five*

by marilik November 2, 2007

Air Blair

Jump in the air for no reason when playing the sport of football.

He jumped when the ball was coming straight to his chest, he is such an Air Blair.

by Preston Kingston October 19, 2011

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

An extremely scary movie of epic proportians... 'Till you find out it's not real.

I went to the theature and saw Blair Witch project and thought it was the best movie ever... Then when I bought it I relized it was fake and now it's a so-so movie

by Spikesy July 22, 2006

Blaire Shite

A very nasty thing on the internet, that talks garbage.

Oh look there is Blaire Shite on the internet, again.

by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018

blair oaks missouri

A bunch of small dick queers that fuck each other in the ass for fun, they find it funny to do dumb shit to people from California High School even though California kicks their ass in every sport every year, a bunch of rich little bitches that cry if they don't get their way and the only way they can win a game is with 12 players on the field

I fucking hate Blair Oaks Missouri

by Pintos August 29, 2017