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Mr. Benjamin

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.
"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"
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Benjamin Hall

The nicest boy on the planet. He's smart, funny, intelligent and great to be around. Anyone who knows him is so lucky.
Person one: Who's that super cool guy over there!?

Person two: Oh, him? That's Benjamin Hall, of course!
by supercoolkid88 September 19, 2013
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Benjamin Trifist

The act of contemporaneous consumption of three beverages at once. Typically, these beverages consist of at least one cup of coffee, one caffeine-based alcoholic drink, and one other alcoholic drink. Combinations might include a coffee, a red bull with vodka, and a beer of some sort.
Brad was rockin' the benjamin trifist the other night at Moonshadows...typical happy hour behavior if you ask me.
by wgmax January 6, 2011
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"Benjamins" Crump

America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.
Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.
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Enrique Benjamin

He is a cool person in his mama's eyes but he has no friends that ACTUALLY like him. He tries to be a good person but fail all the time. He brushes his teeth once a month but manages to smell like a frog. Overall he is ok.
by Swoshhhh November 11, 2016
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benjamin carter

Faggot. The only way to describe Benjamin Carter would be the term faggot. Ben is Aitch's number one fan and likes to imagine them naked in room together. Ben is also a little bit of an angry boy. He gets annoyed about pretty much anything and will usually break anything within his reach. Ben is also known in college for having a stilton cock (cheese factory).
Benjamin Carter is the type of don to be reading this now and getting fuming like a short tempered ASD child.
by StinkyBret March 11, 2020
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benjamin brasier

the best god damn boy in the world. he deserves the very best.

would honestly risk it all for him uwu
his talent is ✨astronomical
benjamin brasier is cute

stan benjamin brasier
by paveltiddies October 16, 2020
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