If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.
"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
Stupid ass b*****s that suck at basketball because all they own is Walmart AND 1 s**t. And they talk trash about JV girls basketball teams, knowing that they suck ass and they didn’t make any team — from IF YA KNOW YA KNOW.
by Maleilei14 January 17, 2019
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by MandyC047 February 17, 2011
A special potion made by the middle school alt kids.
Used to change the gender of a person to rat. Irreversible
Used to change the gender of a person to rat. Irreversible
Alt kid 1: did you hear that tommy took the gender bending rat serum?
Alt kid 2: really?? I didnt think he had it in him, good for him.
Alt kid 2: really?? I didnt think he had it in him, good for him.
by BungerMyBeloved October 04, 2021
To bend back over ass is to put in a lot of effort into something. Sometimes not receiving any sense of completion or gratitude for your actions.
Tyrone: I bend back over ass for my team that can't do shit and we still lost.
Bruce: well sometimes you gotta just try harder.
Bruce: well sometimes you gotta just try harder.
by BigWillieHaver74 February 10, 2018
When a man starts dancing on a girl from behind in a club, gets too excited and leaves a load on the girls lower back.
by B. Michaels May 07, 2008