The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022
by Husky Boy June 8, 2020
A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls December 12, 2015
A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 21, 2015
Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.
by lamb777 December 10, 2010
When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 4, 2023