Beanie

A girl that you fuck around with. A girl who you have sexual relationships with, and isn’t anything more than just a quick fuck.

Essentially, they are side bitches.

Prick: “Aye what did you do last night, brudda?”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”

by uksavage December 23, 2018

BEANIE

A Beanie. A women of questionable sexuality; with a voice deeper than Morgan Freeman, usually of Asian or Thail appearance and with a huge schlong.

"Hey Macca, you get lucky last night? Yeah bro, got fucked by a beanie; he came in me, I came on the floor"

by AzzMann August 31, 2018

Beanie hedgie

1. Commonly referred to as “Stella”, a beanie hedgie is 1 of 2 beans in a pod, of the Garrett Stella pos

Stop being such a beanie hedgie right now, I need you to be serious!

by U da oskenddil January 5, 2023

Neck beanie

The art of leaving forskin up while having sex. (Soft sex)

Random girl “ya know, it was really nice, all we did was have neck beanie sex”

by Woofwoof27 February 21, 2023

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010

Beanie

Slang for a xanax addict due to the fact xanax is sometimes preferred to as “beans”. Beanie is another way to call somebody a “bar head”

“Can John come over?”
“No he’s a damn beanie, he’d pawn my baby if he could”

by Celticboy4430 May 5, 2021

Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010