Baltimore Ravens

The team that is going to win the super bowl
NFL fan 1: who do you think is going to win the super bowl this year?
NFL fan 2: I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win because of Lamar Jackson And OBJ.

NFL fan 1: I think that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are going to win as well.
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Fuck you Baltimore

Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.
Person 1: Hey Bill, what's the tagline for your company?
Bill: Fuck you Baltimore!
by CzechShar October 03, 2023
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The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall
Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.
by devydoodles August 10, 2023
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Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.
If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.
by Hot-Mayo February 01, 2024
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Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
by Kbdml March 20, 2022
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Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 18, 2022
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024
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