Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.

John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie

by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017

Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Baltimore Ravens

The team that is going to win the super bowl

NFL fan 1: who do you think is going to win the super bowl this year?
NFL fan 2: I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win because of Lamar Jackson And OBJ.

NFL fan 1: I think that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are going to win as well.

by fjhunkmxcnuyv. November 20, 2023

Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.

At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.

by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021

Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish

Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved

by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022