Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.

Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Baltimore Ravens

The team that is going to win the super bowl

NFL fan 1: who do you think is going to win the super bowl this year?
NFL fan 2: I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win because of Lamar Jackson And OBJ.

NFL fan 1: I think that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are going to win as well.

by fjhunkmxcnuyv. November 20, 2023

Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.

“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”

by theovondictionary July 18, 2023

The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

Fuck you Baltimore

Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.

Person 1: Hey Bill, what's the tagline for your company?
Bill: Fuck you Baltimore!

by CzechShar October 2, 2023