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Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024
mugGet the Baltimore Boatmug.

Fuck you Baltimore

Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.
Person 1: Hey Bill, what's the tagline for your company?
Bill: Fuck you Baltimore!
by CzechShar October 2, 2023
mugGet the Fuck you Baltimoremug.

Baltimore Slipper

When your girl is giving you an amazing blow job right before you’re abour to cum, she slides a finger up your ass.
My side piece gave me a Baltimore Slipper while we were in Baltimore, she’s the best.
by Jay Puff $ February 18, 2019
mugGet the Baltimore Slippermug.

Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
mugGet the Baltimore Mailboxmug.

Baltimore Pigeon

Noun; A corn dog (hotdog with cornbread surrounded it) covered in smegma (sometimes referred to a “framonda cheese”)
I’m hungry. I could really go for a Baltimore Pigeon
by GrandGoonwizard August 15, 2025
mugGet the Baltimore Pigeonmug.

Baltimore Bombscare

In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 6, 2017
mugGet the Baltimore Bombscaremug.

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