axel is the most caring and loving person you can meet. he puts him self before others and is very lovable GET AN AXEL!!
by ilovetojumpoffcliffs February 4, 2022

Axel is a kindhearted person that everyone wants to be around with, he gives the best advice to people when they need it, he never leaves your side even if y'all get distant. Axel would make an amazing boyfriend and a potential husband because he's everything a girl could dream of, loyal, caring, funny, understanding, and amazing. He is very loving, even when you have cheated on him several times. If you have an Axel in your life don't mess things up with him because you will regret it. So when you brake his loyalty and trust, and he forgives you. Ask yourself, how much can he take before he leaves.
by badabum98 November 23, 2021

A very weird and awkward being, also reffered to as Lappen or Dickster Lappen (german: tablecloth, fattest tablecloth).
He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly.
Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!".
His food of choice is Kebab.
He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly.
Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!".
His food of choice is Kebab.
by DocBroccoli April 2, 2017

by Ninger hater November 20, 2023

A depressed man and tired of himself. He doesn't want anyone interfering in his life. A quiet man with a good heart if he is happy. He has friends whose names are Cedric and Calib. His mother is always angry with him even though he is innocent.
mom: you can't even do your homeworks. Make your projects! Or else. Do you have any maindset Theo?!
Axel Theo: mom please stop.
Axel Theo: mom please stop.
by Anvioux July 26, 2022

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024
