He’s kinda (very) hot 🥵 and has a real f*cking dirty mind. You look at him and you’re triggered. He likes to party and he has a salty mouth (but it was sweet when I tasted it) He’s blond and doesn’t give a damn about reality. Living the dream is the way he rolls
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when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
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Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
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